– Hottie Expert –

Your Barrister Boyfriend

I never came across this site until one day when I was reading Daily Mail (ref: Here-come-girls-The-hottest-women-Bar-measure-Britains-best-looking-male-barristers.html) & this (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2370160/The-21-attractive-male-barristers-Britains-chambers-revealed.html). I was laughing very badly when reading the stories about these people being nominated for their hotness, while I must admit careers with authorities such as lawyers and doctors often were desirable for some to brag for a husband/wife. 

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When I read the article on – I often found the way those hottie experts described the barristers very funny, for example their description on Patrick Hennessey, a barrister:

1) Patrick Hennessey (39 Essex Street): Phwoar! Patrick ticks so many boxes, we’re going to need new boxes. He picked up his alpha male bonafides by serving in the Grenadier Guards (google image for shirtless pic), yet he’s also got an intelligent, sensitive side (he penned two books about his experience). He’s like Prince Harry, but with brains. And attractive. Patrick is the kind of guy you dream about meeting when you’re a 18-year-old girl fresh off your gap yah and going up to Oxford. You’d lock eyes during freshers’ week, and have a shy courtship culminating in a torrid midnight makeout sesh in a college cloisters. He has thick brown tousled hair, soulful eyes and boyish charm. And he read English, which makes him more alluring than those with mercenary law degrees. It’s as if, from birth, he deliberately planned every step of his life in order to sit atop the Barrister Hottie list. The media is into him, and we imagine all the other barristers hate him. Unfortunately, we learn that he is recently married. This is a true tragedy for woman kind!!

“1) Patrick Hennessey (39 Essex Street): Phwoar! Patrick ticks so many boxes, we’re going to need new boxes. He picked up his alpha male bonafides by serving in the Grenadier Guards (google image for shirtless pic), yet he’s also got an intelligent, sensitive side (he penned two books about his experience). He’s like Prince Harry, but with brains. And attractive. Patrick is the kind of guy you dream about meeting when you’re a 18-year-old girl fresh off your gap yah and going up to Oxford. You’d lock eyes during freshers’ week, and have a shy courtship culminating in a torrid midnight makeout sesh in a college cloisters. He has thick brown tousled hair, soulful eyes and boyish charm. And he read English, which makes him more alluring than those with mercenary law degrees. It’s as if, from birth, he deliberately planned every step of his life in order to sit atop the Barrister Hottie list. The media is into him, and we imagine all the other barristers hate him. Unfortunately, we learn that he is recently married. This is a true tragedy for woman kind!!”

For many women in many years, we often want to have a husband who is successful and able to provide financial stability and at times we look to them for social status. While the barristers in the websites of hottie expert being seen and judged like candidates of beauty pageant, the descriptions reflected our expectations of men in the similar way men might have had on women with three/four main elements: beauty, finance (ish, wouldn’t totally class tht), backgrounds and the BIGGEST questions for all gender – are they single? The latter made me laugh, for the barristers put into a similar position as male movie stars such as Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston, for women to dream on about hanging around with them and many other things. While the list centered mostly on barristers, there were also lists of different types of people, from historical figures to doctors.

Ah well, I might as well head for the barristers from the websites that I like…(laughs):

tumblr_inline_mr2rtiKQsB1qz4rgpThomas Coke-Smyth of QEB, Thomas Coke-Smyth’s profile (remind me of Hugh Laurie in Jeeves & Wooster)

Paul-Clark Paul Clark of Garden Court Chambers, Paul Clark’s Profile (like his tweets on policing)

FennLRC Andrew Fenn of Atkin Chambers, Andrew Fenn’s Profile

portraitWilliam Tyzack of QEB, William Tyzack’s Profile (Nice looking, my type ish)

Tunde_Okewale_LSTunde Okewale of Doughty Street, Tunde Okewale’s Profile

41st+Annual+Academy+Magical+Arts+Inc+Awards+I1FghQQMcxWlGuy Hollingworth (also a magician, Guy Hollingworth’s Profile (Barrister) & Guy Hollingworth’s Profile (Magician))

The Hottie list also available for women, for example:

newton(9)Laura Newton of 11SB, Laura Newton’s profile

Nichola_Higgins_01Nichola Higgins of Doughty Street, Nichola Higgins’s Profile

Kirsty Brimelow lsKirsty Brimelowof Doughty Street, Kirsty Brimelow’s Profile

Amal_AmaluddinAmal Clooney of Doughty Street, Amal Clooney’s Profile (I like her, just saying!)

 

 

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